Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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