The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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