Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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