NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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