Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he thought i was a dude.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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