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Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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