The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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