The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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