chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
