Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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