what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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