someone get that fucking seahorse.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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