But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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