she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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