ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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