why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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