What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
did i just pee glitter
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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