Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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