The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Houston, we have a squirter
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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