i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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