I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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