Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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