i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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