i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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