This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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