it glows. i had to have it.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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