R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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