I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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