But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Congratulations! We have a period
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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