Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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