what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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