He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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