I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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