have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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