She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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