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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Too much gin, very little bucket
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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