The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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