boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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