They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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