is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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