check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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