you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize