Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
This is the high leading the old right now
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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