I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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