when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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