Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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