Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Do vagina's smell?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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