Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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