how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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