Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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