its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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