it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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