How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
3pm strippers are depressing
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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