sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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