One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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