ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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