we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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